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I Put A Spray On You Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

I Put A Spray On You Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

Regular price $24.00 USD
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If you are also a cat lover, you have probably also found your cat's anus 5 inches away from your face while cuddling, at least once. Our feline friends are well known as territorial creatures, and spraying urine is one of their ways to mark their territories, but there is another type of spray that they use on us that we can't see or smell, which is a pheromone called MMB (3-mercapto-3-methylbotan-1-ol). By doing this, your mystic pet is putting a spell on you, telling you "I love you, my dear human, and all creatures will know now that you shall be mine forever and ever." Of course that your instant response will be "no thanks" and move his furry ass away from your frame, but you know well that it's an act of love, so feel free to fart whenever your cat sits on your hips and tell him back "I love you too master!".

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

The Male model is wearing a size M. He's 6.2 feet (190 cm) tall, chest circumference 37.7" (96 cm), waist circumference 33.4" (85 cm).
The female model is wearing a size M. She's 5.8 feet (178 cm) tall, chest circumference 34.6" (88 cm), waist circumference 27.16" (69 cm), hip circumference 37.7" (96cm).

Size guide

Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33
Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28
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