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I Put A Spray On You 3/4 Sleeve Baseball Shirt

I Put A Spray On You 3/4 Sleeve Baseball Shirt

Regular price $28.00 USD
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If you are also a cat lover, you have probably also found your cat's anus 5 inches away from your face while cuddling, at least once. Our feline friends are well known as territorial creatures, and spraying urine is one of their ways to mark their territories, but there is another type of spray that they use on us that we can't see or smell, which is a pheromone called MMB (3-mercapto-3-methylbotan-1-ol). By doing this, your mystic pet is putting a spell on you, telling you "I love you, my dear human, and all creators will know now that you shall be mine forever and ever." Of course that your instant response will be "no thanks" and move his fury ass away from your frame, but you know well that it's an act of love, so feel free to fart whenever your cat is sits on your hips and tell him back "I love you too master!"

A stylish spin on the classic baseball raglan. The combed cotton blend makes it super soft, comfortable, and lightweight.

• ¾ sleeve raglan shirt
• 100% ringspun cotton (Heather Grey 90% cotton/10% polyester, Heather Denim 50% cotton/50% polyester)
• Ribbed neckband

Size guide

Width (inches) 15 ½ 17 ½ 19 ½ 21 ½ 23 ½ 25 ½
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33
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